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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Removed

I was asked by someone from Pipedream to remove the emails. While I do not believe they are a lawyer and while I do know that posting emails with no disclaimers is NOT illegal. I was politely asked and will politely remove them. I'm sorry, but your harassment was not the correct way to ask me. Had you treated me fairly, since YOU didn't tell me those rules, I would have complied.

However, I still have my opinion. I was never, ever told of the "positive review or no review" policy, he admitted that, yet I'm still 'punished', in a way, for it. I do not suggest you do business with this company, who is withholding ALL negative reviews so that you will still buy their products.

My reviews will not be removed. Pipedream asked me to review those products and that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm still here to do my "job" as a reviewer and will review those products & then no longer 'support' the company.

No more will be said after this post. I'm done.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Speechless

A quick notice, the review spoken about in this conversation is NOT and will not be taken down. The EF website messed something up. It will be posted as soon as it's re-approved.

Before you even start reading this blog post, please remember that I am not here to bash, bitch, complain, etc. I was never in the "reviewing business" for that reason. I'm am here, as a reviewer, to HELP companies get their products out there. To HELP people who may like a product see if it suits them. I just.. I'm speechless. Please read these emails, please be aware that I DID support this company, but will no longer support this company. I will finish the reviews that I was sent TO REVIEW as I mentioned when I contacted them. Then I'll work with them, no longer.

I spoke with an advanced reviewer to see if what I thought was right, was right. To make sure I wasn't bullshitting myself. So, here's this blog..

This is long, but PLEASE read and pass this on.
I don't have the beginning emails, but this came about when I came across Pipedream on Twitter. I simply asked if they needed reviewers and they send to shoot them an email.

Removed, read next blog.

He then asked me if I could send the item numbers so it would be easier for him to find the products, I did - no problem. He said thank you and I'll send you the tracking number as soon as I get it. Very courteous. No problem at all.

Removed, read next blog.

I sent a quick email:
"Hello!
I just wanted to stop by and let you know that I am working on my reviews. I'm currently in a Mentor/Student process on Eden Fantasys, so all of my reviews are submitted to an advanced reviewer to make sure I'm writing quality reviews! I have two done so far and will let you know as soon as she publishes them, and more!"

He then asked me "Wait, you're publishing the reviews to Eden?" I said yes, provided him with the link and told him that his company name is what the product review and ask if it was okay. 

A friend of mine, after I REFERRED HER to Pipedream for their awesome customer service, told me that they replied and told her because she had posted a negative review on someone else's product, they wouldn't want to send her items for that reason. So I knew when I received a reply, something big was going to happen.

Now:

Removed, read next blog.

Notice this next post, I quoted his hundred of dollars mention.

Removed, read next blog.

And here's the point where I simply stopped emailing with him. I was utterly and completely at a loss for any words, whatsoever. I, as a reviewer, am not going to NOT post a review with the good and the bad so that someone else can WASTE their money (notice he wasn't upset about that) on products that won't work for them.

I'm... speechless.

Sex Toy: Tongue Tickler

As you all know, my reviews are currently undergoing a student/mentor process to make sure that I right good reviews for you, the potential buyers and enjoy-ees? (lol) of these products, as well as for the wonderful company who supplies these products for our pleasure! Well, my first review for Pipedream has been posted, make sure you go check it out! They are a great company with some great reviews (and great customer service!) - there's still 9 more reviews to come!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Peek A Boo

Sometimes, when you're sleeping, your significant other likes to sneak up on you. Happy Surprise Sunday. Yes, I just made that up to post this picture, but who cares. Enjoy :)


This is also a post to let you know, reviews are coming! I currently have four awaiting approval. I'm a student in the student/mentor program on Eden Fantasys, go check it out! VieuxCarre is my mentor, check her reviews out too! :) And don't forget to check out my wishlist for her store, you even get a discount code!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Pipedream Toys!

First, I want to apologize for being gone for so long. I know that's super cliche, but I've just had a bad week this week. I haven't even been in the mood for sex lately, which sucks. My sex drive has went way down thanks to my stupid medicine (which I plan on talking to my psychiatrist about, but any suggestions are highly welcome) but I've had a little bit of drive, except for this week. Depression is setting in and I can't let it get to me.

So what makes for a better day than showing off all the sex toys that I get to review? All of these products were provided by http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/ for review. I'm not getting paid in anyway, I just like sex toys and helping companies! :) Feel free to pick which one you think I should try first!











If you can't tell, I'm really into rabbits.. and finding my GSpot. These are definitely some reviews I'm looking forward to! I don't have anything like what I received and I'm trying to get caught up asap!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Reviews To Come!

Today I received a package for review in the mail from http://www.systemjo.com/. System Jo 'creates the finest quality personal lubricants and sensual enhancement products available.' I want to show you what I have coming up for reviews and let me know if you have any questions while I'm reviewing these products!

The package came pretty discreetly shipped. It does have "System JO" on the outside of the box, but unless you're around someone who deals with sex toys, no one will know a thing :) Discreet shipping is always the best shipping.. although now that I've told my grandma what I do, she always says 'is that another sex toy?' Oh the things that I should keep my mouth shut about, haha. Anyway!


What I also liked about the package was the packing tape. It says "WARNING: This carton has been sealed with pilfer proof tape." The tape has all types of string and stuff holding it together underneath and obviously you wouldn't want to use something on your body if it had been opened. Very smart idea!


Now I've been struggling with anxiety for awhile now. With anxiety comes medicine and with anxiety medicine comes SSDI's. The stupidest, dumbest, most foul side effect that comes with SSDI's is lack of sex drive. I used to be a crazy, hella nympho and lately.. it just hasn't been there. (I am going to talk to my psychiatrist when I go back!) So I picked out two products to try! I'm curious to see if they help!



Now I got a few surprises, they also threw in a few other products to try. So far, I'm actually iffy on these. The Banana flavor was very bitter when I tasted it quickly and the Lavender Massage Glide didn't have the greatest smell, but as I try these products out, I will surely let you know my full opinion!

H2O Personal Lubricant

Lavender Massage Glide, personal lube, & skin/tattoo conditioner.

H2O Banana Lick Flavored Lubricant

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

iStimulate.. who doesn't like that!

As I stated previously.. or maybe that was on Twitter.. anyway, I've been working on Eden Fantasys for a few weeks now. I recently became a student on Eden Fantasys and got a mentor, the lovely Vieux Carre. I've wrote my first review while being a student, submitted it, edited it with her help, and now it's been published. Go check it out! I'm very excited and I hope you find it helpful!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Questions for iVibe?

Alright, so a few days ago I posted the toy that I'm currently reviewing, the iKit iVibe x5. I've had a few moments with it so far so I'm going to start writing my review. It's going to take me a little bit since there are five pieces with it, but I want to get everything put together so that I don't miss anything. I'm working on my reviewing skills :) I'm excited to get this review done and sent in to my mentor, VieuxCarre.

So as I said, I'll have a few more days, is there anything specific that you'd like me to answer, try out, etc with the iVibe? Anything at all, I will try to get answered for you while I'm doing my review on it. Let me know!

Friday, June 11, 2010

iKit iVibe x5

That's a pretty catchy name, right? The packaging also caught my eye when I opened it. This is the iKit i Vibe x5 from Eden Fantasys. Here within the next week, I will be trying out each piece of this toy, as there are five pieces, and when I'm done I'll be linking my Eden Fantasys review to this blog, so make sure you watch out for it. I know I'm excited to review this lovely toy!





Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Sex Toy Shop: Wishlist And More!

Breaking the Mold of the Ordinary, doesn't that already sound good? Anything original and out of the ordinary is always going to be interesting and something I know I want to get into. Being different, out of the ordinary, is amazing and that's what makes us all who we are. Breaking the Mold of the Ordinary is a Sex Toy Shop hosted on Eden Fantasys, owned by the lovely @TheVieuxCarre.

This shop features sex toys from G-Spot Vibrators to Pocket Rockets and more 'out of the ordinary' sexual items like collars, corsets, flogging toys, and suspension kits. I know it gets me excited just talking about it. I'm going to go through these 100+ items and pick out a few things I know I'd like to try. In the end, I've got a code for you to get some percentage off of your purchases :) All pictures belong to their rightful owners!

To find these items, simply set Breaking the Mold of the Ordinary's products to "Sort By: Price (from low to high)". This will make all the items on my wishlist go in order :)


Pink Play Heart Paddle

Lipstick Vibrator

Inked Vibes Superslim

Rainbow Mega Nubby

5-in-1 finger vibe 5x

Bent Graduate (I've yet to hit my G-Spot!)

Fresh Wrist & Ankle Restraints

Harmonia - Another G-Spot Vibrator!

Hitachi Magic Want Vibrator (Heard many rave reviews!)

Reversible Satin Corset

Under the Bed Restraint System

High Roller

Last, but not least, the Divine Playchest! Perfect Name.

All of these products are available in Breaking the Mold of the Ordinary's store and while I can't say I've tried any of them, there are reviews on every single product listed here (and the rest of the products in the store) that you can check out and read for yourself. Let me know what you want!

If you order from this store, use the code FQB for 15% off! I do not get paid for this post, for you buying anything, etc. I was simply shown this store and was in love with it. I had to show my readers what their missing!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Anonymous Once Again!

Hey ladies and gents, those of you who follow me or maybe even just read, I've got a post coming up tomorrow featuring a corset that I received, but I just wanted to let you know that I've chose to become anonymous again. After having words with a few friends, I've decided it's best for myself and my safety. So those of you who do know who I am, please don't reveal it. I will of course let companies know who I am to an extent, or I'll have a way to show them that I'm of course real, but I'm not going to put myself out here as it is the internet and sex is a very.. strong world :) Hope you enjoy!

Thursday, June 3, 2010

My first Eden Fantasys Review!

Woah, sorry for the lack of posts. I just got over being pretty sick for two days, so I'm catching myself up with everything. Anyway, I wanted to post a link, I wrote my first Eden Fantasys review. I know there's a lot of controversy with them right now and whatnot, but I'm a little more grown up and am looking past that to do what I enjoy; reviewing sex toys :) So I hope you check it out and let me know if you have any I can read and rate!


You can click on that link and it'll take you to my review. Make sure you let me know if there's something more I could be adding, something I said too much of, etc. I hope to be an 'advanced reviewer' with sex toys and I want to get you the best experience with reading them and picking out your own :)

The particular toy I got was actually from http://leluv.com, I just wanted to make that clear. I was contacted by an Eden Fantasys rep and was told I could write reviews and as long as the item was alike that it'd be okay. My item is the butterfly rabbit, which I've got another review of right here.. and you can buy it on LeLuv right here :) Enjoy!

P.S. Up in the top left of the sidebar, there's a link to a sex toy store. I'm not getting paid to post it, mention it, and I don't get paid if you buy anything from it, just doing a friend a favor and posted the link for it. Let me know if you check her out and also if you need any ads shown as well!